Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5860
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Buildings Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Potions Brewed: 123
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Magic Items Found: 2269
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 2367
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Zombie Dances: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Farms Harvested: 531
    Falling into the Void: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 880351
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2035 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 118 New Chunks Explored: 258536
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Chimeras Created: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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