Why Are All Lesbians Ugly, Fat, and Gross While Quite a Few Gay… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing uglier than our lesbians is our creepers! But don’t worry, our gay men are so fit and handsome they make Steve look like a blocky potato.

Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic build competitions, where the losers have to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day. And be sure to watch out for our resident Ender Dragon, who has a fabulous sense of style and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as our redstone contraptions? Come for the laughs, stay for the insanity.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2692	Star Shards Collected:	100
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Farms Harvested:	196

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	92
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9088	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	413
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Animals Bred:	135

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ores Mined:	9663	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	New Chunks Explored:	682677
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4819	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1294	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	153
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5021	Mines Excavated:	3876

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7256
Players Killed by Monsters:	2288	Ores Mined:	4385
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566