Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	202	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	3776	New Chunks Explored:	825070
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Towns Built:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4020	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	635981	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ores Mined:	9258

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Dragon Eggs Found:	2309
Farms Harvested:	671	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7488	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	448641	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	162	Villages Defended:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!