Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	944	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9639
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	6376
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6950
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	130	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.