Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Farms Harvested:	769	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Potions Brewed:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	6469
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ores Mined:	7112
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3083	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	156
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	75	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.