Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Animals Bred:	185	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dirkocraft

A brand new, vastly overpowered legit-style server hosted in the United States with a friendly, strong community, fair moderators, and many fun plugins. Come check us out now! Both the website and minecraft IP are dirkocraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8821
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Craftopia

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Craftopia is a brand new Vanilla Minecraft server with a focus towards community, world building, and technical builds. Make new friends and enjoy the true Minecraft experience.

There is no unfair advantage on Craftopia; admins cannot spawn items, and donating will not get you any, we want every player to feel like they can progress in this world.

The server is highly optimized to ensure that there is no lag, and a graylist is in place to stop griefing and hacking we only want quality players on this server!

Why not check it out and start your adventure today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Celestial Expanse (Java 1.19.4-1.20.4) : [100% Vanilla, Unique Planets, Movecraft, Original NPC Ships, Industry/Automation, GeoPolitics]

building, Civilizations, Civs, Civserver, Community, Custom, Customworld, Discord, Expanse, Explore, Friendlystaff, Industrial, Industry, Machines, Movecraft, Nations, Network, Ocean, Other, Planets, Politics, Pvpve, Quality, Safe, Scifi, Siege, Space, Spaceserver, Spaceships, star, Starship, Starwars, Survival, Technology, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Townywars, Vehicles, Website

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed Space-Geo-Political Server.

Explore, Colonize, and Conquer over 15 Custom Planets! Construct a Metropolis!Design an entire Armada of functional Starships! Manufacture an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s!

Key Features Include

✨ 100% Free to Play! We say NO to donations and NO to paid-ranks! The Celestial Expanse has been this way for 8 Years.

🤯 Entirely Vanilla Compatible!

🚀 The FIRST Server to achieve actual Combat-capable NPC/AI Movecraft Vehicles, which is empowered by our Custom Movecraft system, the Vehicle plugin used as the backbone of the server – You can build working Starfighters, Ships, Tanks and more!

🔋 An exclusive, custom, Automation system with several forms of power generation and industrial uses.

🌌 An ever-E X P A N D I N G Galaxy of Planets, Asteroid Fields and Nebula! Our Worlds are randomly generated with unique Terrain & Biomes on each! Not one Planet is (too) similar to another!

🏘️ An Uncommon Territory System, Lands, allowing for flexible claiming and nation creation. Start your Colonial Empire today!

🪐 A Ship-based Warping system used to get between vast Planets and travel the Cosmos!

IP: celestialmc.zapto.orgVersions: 1.19.4-1.20.4

A Timeline of The Celestial Expanse (Colossal Combat)

Early-Mid 2015-2016 — C_Corp2002 Started toying with the idea of a Minecraft Server, but didn’t know what it should looklike. (Something Sci-Fi/Space)

Late 2016 — C_Corp2002, ButtonmashTP (Now: Oshwatt), Millycow, Crazymario5, and MusicalDuck (All IRL friends of C_Corp2002) started playing a Mojang-Hosted Realms SMP Server for fun and hanging out.

Late 2016-Early 2017 — The first Realm expired. C_Corp2002 wanted something similar to the experiance we had back with the realm, so C_Corp2002 took it upon themself, and started learning programming/”Code” and how to use many other programs and software. C_Corp2002 started a few small test servers to get a feel for running a Spigot/Bukkit-based Minecraft Server.

Mid 2017-Late 2017 — Colossal Factions was born out a merger between the original concept of “A cool place to hangout after school”, and a “A place where epic battles and nations canrise and fall”. It eventually picked up a few non-IRL players along theway. Most notably Gateway_Guardian (Now: Hoshi) who has became a greatly trusted and valued friend to C_Corp2002.

Early 2018-Late 2018 — Colossal Factions expanded upon the previous concept and grew more into what we can recognize nowadays; A multi-server network with many Planets in addition to Buildable, block-based, Movecraft Vehicles. Colossal Combat was born.

2019-Present Colossal Combat/The Celestial Expanse has grown a lot since 2018, *far too much to write down, But a brief summary of what has been added is as follows:

Custom Randomly Generated Planets with Unique Terrain

Custom Blocks, Mobs, Weapons and Items (Resource Pack required to see most of them)

Movecraft-based Starships and other vehicles. The First Server to achieve fully autonomous, NPC/AI Controlled Ships

*Trade Centers (WIP)

*A(n) ever growing Wiki (At long last!)

*More reliable code (Phewh!)

You?

* Primarily because C_Corp2002 is still actively working on The Celestial Expanse.

LINKS (DISCORD/WEBSITE/ETC)

PMC GROUP: https://www.planetminecraft.com/group/cemc/

SUBREDDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/CelestialExpanseMC/

GALAXY/PLANET MAP; “StarMap”: https://celestialmc.zapto.org/starmap/

SERVER YOUTUBE CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP7rsrLgeX1uGaVN77ENjtg

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/TGfQKxFJgJ

ALTERNATIVE DISCORD CODE: TGfQKxFJgJ

NOTABLE USERS/CONTRIBUTORS/STAFF:– C_Corp2002/”Corp”/”CCorp” (Me, myself, and I – Original Founder of this place, Lead & Only Developer.)– Gateway_Guardian/Sunfish/Hoshi (A good friend & Co-Founder since 2017)– ButtonmashTP/oshwatt (A good friend and Retired Co-Admin)– millycow (A good friend and Retired Co-Admin)– EngineeringBean (A good friend and a Great Cityscape Builder)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

No-Named MC

120server, bedrock, Creative, Customenchants, Dungeons, Floodgate, Geyser, Griefprevention, Infernalmobs, Jobs, Magic, MCMMO, Plots, Survival

About UsWe are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all!

About the ServerWe have been a server since beta 1.6, continuouslyworking on adding several fun features, such as:

McMMO

Explorable DungeonsNew EnchantmentsMagic WandsInfernal MobsChat GamesBedrock SupportAnd much more!

Note for bedrock edition playersThe port for the server is 25600 if you need it. You may have to join a single player world first for the connection to work.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FuRiouSCraft Survival

Economy, Factions, PvE

What we aim to achieve.

A friendly enviorment to make friends and have some fun building in Minecraft. We have created a server for people who enjoy building and meeting new people without the worry of griefing in their Minecraft experience.

We have the classic look and feel of a vanilla server, but we have carefully selected a few plugins which take nothing away from the core game play and instead only boost security and bring peace of mind to our players.

The server runs Bukkit with a very small selection of back-end plugins to ensure our players don’t have to worry about the problems faced in normal vanilla servers (lets face it, it can be frustrating). Every plugin we have is there to help us make sure you have an enjoyable experience playing on our server.

We do have a “grey” list which means you are free to log into the server as a guest and have a look around. You will not be able to build in the Main world until you apply below or on our website http://furiouscraft.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Survival Asia Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

WELCOME TO SURVIVAL ASIA MINECRAFT SERVER ASIA’S FAST GROWING MINECRAFT SERVER HOSTED BY SUNWAY UNIVERSITY STUDENTS PLUGINS: SLIMEFUN ECONOMY RANKS COMPANIONS JOBS TRADING GRIEFPREVENTION WILDTP SAMS.SERVERMINER.COM:27168

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	557	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Star Shards Collected:	118
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fuycraft SMP 1.20.1

Chestshop, Economysurvival, Newworld, smp, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	5657
Divine Spears Created:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxtopia

An awesome rpg server! Has custom coded plugins, an intricate class system, and AWESOME pvp!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gaytopia

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

The goal of Gaytopia is to provide an enjoyable space for the LBGT+ Community to play Minecraft together.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gaytopia Discord: https://discord.gg/T3s5j9g Dynmap: http://map.gaytopia.lgbt:25467/ Wiki: https://gaytopia.fandom.com/?wiki

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Spades SMP | 1.20.4 Java Vanilla SMP (17+)

Plugins, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Spades SMP!

OPENING 02/24/24

Spades SMP is a vanilla-ish based survival multiplayer server, with creativity and sociability in mind!

We have a Discord server with a custom bot with many functions.We are application based so moderation is absolutely prioritized.

We hope to see you soon, apply now!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154561645595594782/1205732355306684516/pmcBanner.png?ex=65d970c2&is=65c6fbc2&hm=5f045f28a9b6ada4f0f67264688a0774d1cb36f5fa0473b6ff772dd9c5257365&

Apply Here!

Plugins!

With AngelChest, safeguard your most precious belongingsForm alliances and conquer challenges with BetterTeamsRest assured knowing that CoreProtect stands vigilant against griefers.Bridge the gap between in-game and Discord communities seamlessly with DiscordSRVWhile Essentials ensures smooth server operations.Protect your territory with GriefPrevention.Take a load off with GSit’s comfortable sitting feature.Navigate the world effortlessly with HuskHomes’ intuitive teleportation system enhanced by a user-friendly GUI interface.

It will be opening on 02/24/24

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4198	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ChubbyCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock

Hungry for fun? Feed that craving and join us on ChubbyCraft! We currently offer three exciting game-modes, Creative, Factions, and Skyblock!

Our Creative server offers players 100×100 plots giving you plenty of room to build! You can build by hand or by unlocking worldedit, however you like! So many features and surprises, ChubbyCraft creative server is the place to build your dream world today!

However, if you’re in search for BLOOD then our Faction server will give you the PVP thrill you seek! We offer a death to raid system, meaning if you’re skilled enough you could down any Faction you choose to! Train your skills and become the best with the unique skill system we offer and be sure to keep an eye out throughout the world for accompanied seasons that take the game to a whole other level!

Maybe you want a bit of both? Then take to the skylands and forge your own personal sky island with our enhanced Skyblock game-mode! Complete with fun quests to earn in game currencies that will allow you to upgrade your island’s look and functionality, which also increases your island’s ranking. Your adventures are accompanied by a skilling feature that hones your skills to become more efficient. PvP is available in select areas to challenge your fighting prowess from the experiences you developed on your island!

Come show the world who you are today! No matter what server you choose to play, there are plenty of things to do and experiences to be made. So what are you waiting for? Bring your friends and family and join ChubbyCraft today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Stara-Garda

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

THE BEST BALKANS MINECRAFT SERVER WE HAVE EVERYTHING, SKYBLOCK, PRISON, FACTIONS, KITPVP, ENTER AND HAVE FUN…. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT BECAUSE THIS IS THE STRONGEST SERVER!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2670	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AztecMC – 1.20.4 – Trails & Tales

Aztec, Aztecmc, Cavesandcliffs, Grief, Griefing, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, Suvival, Vanilla

Server address: aztecmc.org – no port.

New map as of 12/17/2023 – 1.20.4 Update

Rules: 3 simple ones: Keep it PG-13, don’t hack, and don’t spam. more details

Aztec Minecraft is a vanilla SMP with some features:

Set a home with /sethomeUse /tpahere to have someone teleport out to youVoting rewards – 3 rewards every 24 hours

We support raiding and griefing because that’s half the fun:

No chest protectionsNo player block protectionsHave you stumbled on someone’s base? Grief it.Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. Nobody’s going to stop you.PvP not for you? Many of our players feel the same way, and can give you tips on how to stay out of danger.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aberrant SMP

Beta, Loresmp, Modded, Moddedrp, Origins, Originsmod, Originssmp, Roleplay, Survival

The Aberrant SMP is a brand new roleplay and lore focused Origins server that has been created by many experienced and passionate Minecraft admins! Having been in the staff teams of servers like Pixelmon Realms, Everglow, and Hypixel, we’ve crafted a vanilla flavoured Origins server with a lovely community and incredibly fun gameplay!

We feature some spectacular things such as– A spectacular modlist featuring The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and many, many more vanilla flavoured mods!– Monthly Giveaways and Contests-Themed updates and votes for new Origins-Monthly server-wide lore events-A roster of 30+ well balanced, flavour filled origins with new ones being added with voting pools every month!-A complete wiki full of characters and world lore that’s open and avaliable to any server member!

So if this small delightful community sounds right for you, and you want to make your mark in a new, growing world, we’d love to see you in our discord to get Whitelisted! And if we do, Best of luck in the Aberrant…https://discord.gg/AberrantSMP

-Server Owner, Hossenpheffer

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lenoxcraft Survival

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Join lenoxcraft and have fun in our special made server.Here all players can fight and create a faction to make a team.With this faction (team)you can fight together and create alliances or enemies :D.Plus with an awesome economy you can become wealthy buy being smart :D.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.