Why are all controllers nowadays dogshit? Minecraft SMP

analog sticks, button layout, Controllers, design, dogshit, Durability, Ergonomics, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, gaming peripherals, innovation, JOYSTICK, Minecraft, Nowadays, Quality, responsiveness, smp, Technology, triggers, usability, user experience, video games

Are you tired of your controllers betraying you like a cheating ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your controller problems! Join us and experience a world where controllers never let you down, where they obey your every command like loyal minions.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Controller King, a mystical being who grants special powers to those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that one lucky player even gained the ability to control the game with their mind alone! Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on, leave those crappy controllers behind and join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and controller-friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5021	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Yeggs

Mini Games

The greatest server of all time. Home off Yeggs games and games from many other featured creators! It’s totally epic and you should join it fast.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Emeralds Found:	9935
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	189243	Enchantments Applied:	130

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

🌟 Bucketry Minecraft Survival – Unleash the Adventure! 🌋

Adventure, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Fun, Jobs, Minecraft, Quests, Rates, Skills, smp, Survival

🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net

Hey there, fellow adventurers! Welcome to the wild world of Bucketry Minecraft, where we’ve cooked up an epic Minecraft experience just for you! 🌟

Ready for a journey that’ll blow your mind? Dive into our Survival server that’s got a little extra spice, perfect for players of all ages. At Bucketry Minecraft, we’ve turned the survival game up a notch for some real excitement

🌍 Explore a world full of surprises and challenges, where survival is just the start. Here’s a sneak peek at what Bucketry Minecraft is all about:

🏰 Progression System: Climb the ranks, tackle challenges, and become a legend in our immersive world.

🛒 Shops Galore: Build your empire with tons of server and player shops, hiding treasures and riches waiting for you!

💼 Jobs & Skills: Take on cool jobs and polish your skills to shine in the survival world.

🌟 Custom Spawners: Make your own creature kingdom with custom spawners, creating a realm like no other.

🔮 Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 170 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items that’ll leave others in awe!

📦 Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Crack open crates full of surprises and rewards as a big thank you for sticking with us!

🗺️ Custom Claiming: Guard your turf with style, using our custom claiming system to fortify your space.

💰 Banking: Handle your riches with ease and watch your wealth grow as you become a true Minecraft tycoon!

The adventure is up to you! Will you climb the ranks and become the ultimate legend of Bucketry Minecraft? Or will you swim in wealth beyond your wildest dreams?

Jump in now at play.bucketry.net and start the Minecraft journey of a lifetime, exclusively at Bucketry Minecraft. Whether you’re a pro player or just starting your blocky adventures, there’s something here for everyone. Let’s craft some unforgettable memories together, one block at a time! 🌟🎮

🌐 Server IP: play.bucketry.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Faeberry || 1.20 || LGBT Friendly || Semi-Vanilla Survival

Cosmetics, Economy, Furniture, Griefprevention, Hdb, Headdatabase, Jobs, Landclaim, Marriage, MCMMO, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival

Faeberry is an LGBT Friendly 1.20 Semi-Vanilla Survival server with land claims, jobs, free ranks, custom world generation, furniture, and more!

Join us at

faeberry.net♥

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Midgard Realm

Do you have what it takes to build your own kingdom in a realm of war and politics? Can you turn a set of stone tools into a magnificent castle, a restless army, or thriving trade federation? The Midgard frontier awaits you, traveler. Fortune and Glory!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Drasygoza

Economy, Parkour, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New network in process. Java Edition Latin server.

2da IP: drasygoza.my.pebble.host We have: Survival Towny 1.16.4 Skywars 1.8 – 1.16.4

We are working to add more modalities in the coming weeks.

Discord:https://discord.gg/73KxNDb7rh

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft network [1.8 – 1.20]

Creative, Factions, Kingdoms, OneBlock, Other, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Minecraft server offering Oneblock, Survival, Skyblock, Kingdoms and more!

The server also supports proximity voice chat with /audio and also provides full support for Minecraft bedrock edition.This server is known for providing continued updates and bug fixes (life service) to all it’s games.

Foxcraft has been running since 2011 and has recently (since 2020) only been focusing on creating new (unique) games. Foxcraft currently tries to do all this without the usage of Resource Packs.

Kingdoms is one of these games that we are proud to host. The goal on this game is to build, upgrade and expand your very own kingdom. Kingdom owners have access to many advanced kingdom management tools for claiming, creating custom roles, changing all permissions and more.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	71755
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	128	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CloudRealms – Custom Skyblock – Custom Lifesteal [1.8-1.20.4]

Beta, Friendly, Fun, new, PvP, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Unique

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.

Features:

Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.

Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.

Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Craftyn Retro

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Craftyn Retro is a throw back to ole times. With a community that dates back to 2010, we aren’t just some “run of the mill server”. Our main focus is our community and ensuring we all have fun. With that includes several features such as Towny, a unique banking system, mini games (Mob Arena, Dodgeball, etc) coming soon, portals to old worlds/memories, and much more on the way! We invite you to come and join our community, we would be delighted to have you!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Star Shards Collected:	286
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Raze Empire

KitPvP, Survival

This Is A Server Which Contains KitPVP And Survival, The Server Is Owned By Me, TripleThreat02 And DorisHD, JOIN TODAY AT Play.RazeEmpire.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Buildings Constructed:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KEKENCRAFT

Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchysurvival, Economy, Economysurvival, Pvping, Pvpserver, Survival

It is a server for Minecraft 1.20.2 where its community is very important, that is why our server requires that our users be registered, allowing us to improve security and playability.

At the moment it is in development and growing, this indicates that new game modes are still being developed.

MODALITIES AVAILABLE SO FAR:

Vanilla PvPSurvivalAnarchic

On our server we want an active community, therefore we take into account those players who contribute ideas and knowledge, rewarding creativity and innovation by granting exclusive ranks and prizes.

We have several themes on our server to avoid boredom as you go up learning while having fun with our favorite game

THEMES:

Start your survival where it all began with the Egyptian theme.

Fight in our Roman pvp and get the rank of Gladiator.

Craft uncraftable items and trade them with other players

gain experience and heal your friends with the first aid kit

Kekencraft is a FREE FOR EVERYONE server. This means that ranks are earned, not purchased.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8957	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Semi Vanilla ({semivanil.la}) (1.20.2)

Survival

As the name of the server suggests, the purpose of this server is to offer a Minecraft survival experience that is true to how the game was intended to be played, with some modifications to improve the experience. You can claim your land, buy and sell items, and set homes. Other than that, the experience is true to vanilla, so if that’s what you are looking for, join today.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LegendsMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

SMP – 24/7 Dedicated – Backups – Towns – War – PvP – Economy – Live Maps – Semi RP

LegendsMC is a SMP(survival multiplayer) server. We are relatively heavily modded, allowing for a very custom Minecraft experience. We are a PvP enabled server! PvP is enabled EVERYWHERE with exception of major key cities. PvP is not punished. It is rewarded! But it is also very possible to go be out on your own and away from the hustle and bustle of active PvP life.

LegendsMC differs from other servers in that we are a completely open world. You do not HAVE to join a town, or pick a class, or become a tree harvester, or builder, you can do any and all of it. You are limited in no way in what you want to do or become! Found a town, open a shop, become a materials supplier, dungeon crawler, any and all of it without restriction. Doing it all is a definite possibility, but, for those of you who wish to specialize in one thing or another, great rewards can be yours with time and dedication to your craft.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4625
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UltimateMinecraftExperience

Survival

Come and join this wonderful minecraft survival server it is a vanilla 1.16.4 survivql server so no modpacks you can always use resoursepacks and make fun (Be kind to other players and Do not grief)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

IPOCKETISLAND 1.20+ | OS FACTIONS – 1.8 PVP – BEDROCK SUPPORT |

BUILD, Factions, Fun, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

Welcome to iPocket Island, where we;ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there;s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is fair and is a balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!

Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132Store: store.ipocketisland.netDiscord: discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Split An Atom

The Spilt An Atom Minecraft server is a unique creative experiment, founded by creative professionals. PVP and economy. Join the server today and explore!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.