”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

”Who’s in?” Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in without the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “potato”).

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, rescuing villagers from evil witches, and even riding unicorns into battle. And did we mention the treasure hunts? Rumor has it there’s a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds the size of your head.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Crops Grown: 2686 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Emeralds Found: 7278 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 177
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

    AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Parenting Playtime Paradise

    Parenting Playtime Paradise
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

    we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

    but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cube Kingdom

    Cube Kingdom

    We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WanderWild SMP

    WanderWild SMP

    A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Bible Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bible Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the Garden of Eden meets the Nether! Have you read the Bible even once? Well, get ready to experience it in a whole new way on our server.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Moses who will guide you through the Ten Commandments of Minecraft. Want to part the Redstone Sea? No problem! Just say the magic words and watch as the water magically parts before your very eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Ark, where you can ride in style while two of every mob follow you around. And don’t forget about our weekly PvP tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Messiah.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy cow!” in no time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 33
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 576 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5658 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Magic Items Found: 3457 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 2878
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 460 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 9530
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7672 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Emeralds Found: 6849
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4820 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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