Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

    MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2627 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2292 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Dimension Hops: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5284 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 203
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 168 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2852 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    New Chunks Explored: 448736 Ores Mined: 2065
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8467 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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