Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who believe that the secret to building the best Minecraft creations is to wear a chicken suit while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to steal all the diamonds and replace them with…you guessed it, potatoes!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? We have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where the only rule is to dance like a zombie villager on speed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1575
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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