Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2032
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6782
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4981
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1186	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Votes:	6335	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Farms Harvested:	147	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crops Grown:	6412	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Farms Harvested:	517

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	94
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	6017

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Animals Bred:	189	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4925

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net