Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7936	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3000	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	495
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	739068	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	3225
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crops Grown:	5752	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4034	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	2854	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz