Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6847
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ores Mined:	4454
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3484	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	10

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Divine Spears Created:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2508	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Runes Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	220	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8875
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8110
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Animals Bred:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	1620	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net