Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Animals Bred:	178	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3661
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Magic Items Found:	6184	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Farms Harvested:	364	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	4038	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimension Hops:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	9579	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu