Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	4713
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Villages Defended:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

mc.marcane.net

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	866	Rune Stones Activated:	2

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Votes:	5614
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	1620	New Chunks Explored:	95203
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ores Mined:	4606	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Farms Harvested:	484
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	7624
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Farms Harvested:	905	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg