Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	99927
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Star Shards Collected:	153
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6817
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1205	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Animals Bred:	187	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	125
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	297
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	156	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Votes:	5034
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Farms Harvested:	636	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	4

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	604215	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ores Mined:	9747
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Towns Built:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si