Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6780
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	1450
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	869
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dimension Hops:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Buildings Constructed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Items Found:	2717

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	1571

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Dragon Eggs Found:	2418
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net