Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	254	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Villages Defended:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Items Found:	4396	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	290
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1241
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	259
Dragon Eggs Found:	3821	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	290
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mines Excavated:	1492

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3739	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	935685
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Items Found:	8274	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Votes:	3595	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	167
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4134
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8973	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4324	Ores Mined:	7493
Emeralds Found:	3677	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com