Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	9442
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Star Shards Collected:	93
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	204	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2614

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4785	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Towns Built:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	3462
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	1896	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	6458	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	21

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5746
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Towns Built:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	280	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	543607	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	9303
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	41

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	88	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	10

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net