Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1635
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	1734
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftingNation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221

MinePT Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ores Mined:	3817	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

Come play with us now!!

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

Come play with us!!

hub.minept.net

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8929
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1151	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	97	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Animals Bred:	178
Votes:	3897	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	4601
Crops Grown:	8474	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4438
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2031
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	169
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com