Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Votes:	5254

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mines Excavated:	2842	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Star Shards Collected:	73	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8890	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1959	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	826	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1441	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4069
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4720
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

mc.mineverso.com