Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3193
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	New Chunks Explored:	664930
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	470
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

sky.mc-a.us

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Buildings Constructed:	26	Votes:	1080
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	4704	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1227	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Potions Brewed:	146	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	5260	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3896

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6920
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	606
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net