Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Animals Bred:	176
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3715	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Votes:	8870	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mines Excavated:	4984	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Emeralds Found:	1809	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	636	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Votes:	8497	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4451	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Animals Bred:	62	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6238
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	463456	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net