Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Falling into the Void:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	156

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3296	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1409
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magic Items Found:	3019
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	7522
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	5623	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3886

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com