Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ores Mined:	9327
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Potions Brewed:	179	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	23

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Towns Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	1829
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Votes:	2440
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8754
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	582

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4346
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	114	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com