Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	442
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

mc.rinnacraft.com:4007

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	1415
Dragon Eggs Found:	7052	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Votes:	7853
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Crops Grown:	7099

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crops Grown:	7861
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2495

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Votes:	7315

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Star Shards Collected:	296
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	476140
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	2537
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magic Crystals Found:	9

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net