Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	145
Dimension Hops:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mythcraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Buildings Constructed:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WarAccademy

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

One of the best Italian servers, completely innovative and always updated modes, the flagship mode is roleplay with more than 150 players every day, we have a teamspeak server (ts.waracademy.com) and a telegram channel (@WarAccademyOfficial) I recommend you to enter so as not to miss any news!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

marCloud

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Be part of an amazing community by playing on our Minecraft Server Network! We offer you many High Quality Games with No Pay-To-Win. We also provide a very good and advanced cheat detection providing players a clean game play. The developers of the server work hard everyday to make this server be as bugles as possible.

We strive for a 99.99% up-time. The network has been growing since 2018 and We believe it can become a popular server.

Join us at marCloud.net Thanks

Forums: https://forum.marcloud.net/ Discord: https://discord.marcloud.net/ Store: https://store.marcloud.net/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MC-Ages Earth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

TOWNY AGE: Create or join a town – Travel the dungeon world for loot, fight boss mobs in the 7 adventure maps. INDUSTRIAL AGE: Classic, Friendly Survival. DARK AGE: Survival with a twist

“Good server. Good community. Good staff” “I haven’t really enjoyed any Minecraft server like this” “Server like these are very hard to find”

Play our Small Minecraft Server now!

IP: play.mc-ages.com Discord: mc-ages.com/discord

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9984

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EdenMine

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

PRACTICE – CUSTOM PLUGINS KITPVP SERVER, KFFA SURVIVAL – SLIMEFUN ECONOMY JOBS PLOTS

CUSTOM PLUGINS!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bionic PVP Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IP Address: bionicpvp.net or cursedanarchy.net Website: https://buy.bionicpvp.net Discord: https://discord.gg/jkRda5C

Bionic PVP Network is a competitive premium Minecraft Server with its main gamemodes being Randomizer Anarchy, 1 Block Skyblock, Survival and more, all of those encouraging players to practice their PvP, teamwork and communication skills in order to make their way to the top.

With various ranks, crates, tags and other useful perks, you can discover lots of different methods which will boost your chances in the battles and construction of your team. Even though there are three different gamemodes there, all of them have the sole purpose of training players, helping them build a team and test out their skills during their journey.

If you are looking for a place full of skilled, competitive and friendly people, you’ve found the right place, where you have the chance to become the best of the best. Prove your greatness to everyone as you join Bionic PVP.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ParlaGames

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The biggest minecraft server in Israel, if you want to play on an Israeli server with lots of games, this is the place for you. The server belongs to the Parliament community that specializes in the Israeli minecraft community and offers a variety of fun games that can be played endlessly. The server includes games like Aguirres, Plots (Creative), Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder, and Skyblock And many more soon. Join 20,000 unique players and play on the most successful server in Israel

This is the biggest Minecraft server in Israel, if you would like to play in an israeli server with tons of games this is the place for you. This server was made by an Israeli Community called Parlamentum. which provides a variaty of fun minigames that you can play non-stop. The games offers some games like EggWars, Plots (Creative) , Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder Mystery and SkyBlock And much more soon. Join together with a 20,000 unique playerbase and play you too in the most successful server in Israel.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineVille

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MineVille Network – 1.16

We are a leading Minecraft experience. MineVille is a community based network that values player feedback. We have the following gamemodes!

Skyblock Survival Prison Minigames Anarchy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecart Rapid Transit

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

The MRT Server is a greylisted freebuild creative server and community for city-building and transportation enthusiasts, running since July 2012. Anyone can join as a guest and explore the server, but to gain building privileges please apply to become a member.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineStruck

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

MineStruck Network – Factions, Skyblock, Cannon and more!

Spread the word, gather your friends, and embark on this new adventure with Minestruck!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dqCPU8czKR

Website: https://minestruck.io

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Skuad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our MinecraftServers page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

IniziCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Inizicraft is a server network that has grown and changed in six years of existence. Inizicraft allows players to join and play along with their group of friends or collaborate with others who are on the server. We aim to provide a variety of different playing options to give all visitors something to enjoy. Rather than pay for a server or realm to play with your friends, hop on Inizicraft and enjoy our survival or creative experience that provides a vanilla experience, with the addition of helpful plugins that players can use if they wish. Inizicraft also hosts the Minecraft Building Toronto Network, which is a project is recreating the City of Toronto on a 1:1 Scale.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crops Grown:	9509	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

True Worlds

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Polished since 2011, True Worlds is like a Diamond. We welcome You with a warm-hearted community of all ages. NO VIPs, only playtime matters and as a Beginner you’ll have everything you really need. Five different gamemodes open for every player, most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Item-based currency and rewards transferable between gamemodes. Rewards from parkours, minigames and monthly achievements. Come and discover the rest yourself!

True Worlds is like a diamond, polished since 2011. We warmly welcome you to True with the whole community. We do NOT have Tips, because only playing time matters. Even as a Beginner, you have the right to everything you need. There are five game environments open to each player, the most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Currency is tangible gold and prizes can be moved between game environments. You can redeem prizes for parkours, mini-games and monthly achievements. Come and experience True in all its glory!

﹥ IP: trueworlds.net (JE Premium) ﹥ Website: https://trueworlds.net/ ﹥ Discord: https://discord.gg/SkKe8nM ﹥ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trueworldsofficial/

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”