Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

    Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

    To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

    Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

    Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

    Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

    So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

    OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • One Direction Sound Waves

    One Direction Sound Waves
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

    Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

    “Mother In Law” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

    AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

    StepDaughterNoWillInheritance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

    Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

    EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CreepyCrafters

    CreepyCrafters
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CatastrophicCraft

    CatastrophicCraft
    so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Category Mods
    Technical Create, Mekanism, AE2
    Exploration Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
    Factory Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

    Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

    Q: What mods are included in this server?

    A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

    Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 222
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Ores Mined: 7251

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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