Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DoubleDineDrama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

QuoteCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyRegretz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GroundZero

abandoned cities, airdrops, base building, devastated world, Economy, endless night, exclusive weapons, gathering resources, hidden loot, hordes of zombies, intense gameplay, loot rooms, Modded minecraft, PvP, rare items, secret traders, Survival, Valuable Loot, working together, zombie apocalypse

About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Empires MC

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Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dimension Hops:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BabyBumpBucks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

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Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.