When Should I Buy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Votes:	6677	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	55754
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7837
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	8669
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	7121

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2833
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Farms Harvested:	769
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!

World of Arcadia

Adventure, Arcadia, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted, world

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Server Name	World of Arcadia
Version	1.21.4
Features	Community-focused Any playstyle welcome Semi-Roleplay Grief Protection sethome Staff online 24/7 Shopping district LGBTQ friendly
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have grief protection plugins in place to prevent griefing.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own nation, join an existing nation, or be a nomad.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ friendly?

A: Yes, we are a LGBTQ friendly server and welcome players of all backgrounds.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to join the Minecraft server.

Claymore BTOOM Lain 1.20.3

1.20.3, Btoom, CLAYMORE, COOL ANIMATION, cool anime, Creative, Dandadan, different, Entertainment, Fans, gantz, high school girls, Industry, Innovative, LAIN, Panties, Popular, SLOP, Studios, success, trend, Unique

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Crops Grown:	4786	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Just like the anime dandadan, our server is different from the rest. We’ve got semi-rape scenes (just kidding), high school girls in panties (totally safe for work), and cool animations that will make you go “Wow!” Forget about the boring servers out there, join us for a unique experience that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

CarlessCraze Minecraft Server

AITA not buying girlfriend’s kids cars daughter turning 16 budget Honda Toyota good on gas BMW i8 brand new truck mom and dad married 2.5 years gold digger family internet determine reconsider, CarlessCraze, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare items. Legend has it, those who find this treasure will be blessed with good luck for the rest of their Minecraft days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious villagers for enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in the city – who knows what treasures and dangers await on the other side?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with entitled kids and drama in real life, come join our server for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest for hidden treasures and secret cities!

MomNotRealDaughterAITA

Affair, BETRAYAL, bio mom, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, love, MomNotRealDaughterAITA, Mother, parenting, regret, relationships, Secrets, stepmother, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wanted to experience family drama in a virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with scandalous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about love and relationships. From secret affairs to long-lost family revelations, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic tale of a husband, wife, and their daughter who discovers the shocking truth about her bio mom. Will she forgive her parents? Will the family ever be the same again? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride of emotions, secrets, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us today and prepare to be amazed!

RejectingKarenMC SMP

Boundaries, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, emotions, fear of commitment, Honesty, incompatibility, Maturity, Men, past experiences, personal growth, Personal preferences, RejectingKarenMC, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-confidence, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink sheep start chasing you, but don’t worry, they just wanna be your friends! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off, like what even is happening, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

BillionaireBites

affordable food, billionaire, BillionaireBites, budget meal, comfort food, extravagant eating, favorite dish, financial status, food cravings, gourmet food, guilty pleasure, high-class dining, indulgence, lavish cuisine, luxury dining., opulent eating, poor meal, rich person’s meal, simple meal, wealthy diet

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7335	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

PuppyPals DrugResist Server

#PuppyPals, animal health, animal welfare, anthelmintic resistance, Australia, Canine hookworms, canine parasites, drug efficacy, drug resistance, drug treatment, drug-resistant parasites, DrugResist, genetic mutations, helminth infections, parasite control, parasitology, public health, Server, veterinary medicine, veterinary pharmacology, Veterinary research, veterinary science, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1254
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the hookworms are getting in on the action!

That’s right, our server is so wild that even the hookworms are mutating and becoming resistant to drugs! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be battling mutant hookworms for survival! Will you be able to outsmart these sneaky little buggers?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against genetically mutated hookworms while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. It’s a rollercoaster of a ride that you won’t want to miss! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

RP medieval server Minecraft

banner-lazy, King, Medieval, middle ages, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Server, villager

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Votes:	8470
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

This medieval rp server will rise from a villager to the right hand of a king!

ImLOveRP.aternos.me

Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, Ip:, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, safe progress, server maintenance, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Version

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6757
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Server Name	Moonbat [semi-vanilla]
Version	1.21.1
Overview	Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft, Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is a separate SMP map that allows for griefing.

Q: Will my progress be lost if the server resets?

A: No, both SMP maps on Moonbat won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We have recently added minigames such as spleef.

Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, Isles, mystic

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	3340
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

Not to mention, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. Plus, our community is so wacky and fun, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the best way possible!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Divine Spears Created:	11
New Chunks Explored:	520669	Void Armor Forged:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1