When Should I Buy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mines Excavated:	2828	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Magic Items Found:	3872	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	101
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	162
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	458908	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6459	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2800	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

BlockyIranExeCraze2024

BlockyIranExeCraze2024, Capital Punishment, death penalty, executions, gender equality, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, iran, iran executions, Iranian government, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political news, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	568
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crops Grown:	2372
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!