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AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Villages Defended:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Farms Harvested:	937
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Potions Brewed:	179	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	800109

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2583
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5378	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4229	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Enchantments Applied:	245
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	8240
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Potions Brewed:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Potions Brewed:	94
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1440	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4