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WajinCraft: Where even creepers know the Japanese word for themselves!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered why the Japanese word for themselves is “Wajin”? It actually comes from the Chinese word “Wa” which means dwarf or pygmy! And speaking of dwarfs and pygmies, our server is the perfect place for all you vertically challenged players out there!

Join our server and experience a world where everything is scaled down to dwarf size! Build tiny houses, mine for microscopic diamonds, and battle it out in epic pygmy-sized PvP battles! Who needs to be a giant when you can be a mighty pygmy warrior instead?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner dwarf or pygmy. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as obsessed with tiny things as you are? Join us now and let the tiny adventures begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WhoreCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist the ARLive shenanigans

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex on a night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who are anything but shy virgins with social anxiety. Join us for a crazy time where you can let loose and be whoever you want to be, just like that girl at the ARLive who suddenly turned into a party animal. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner wild child too! So come on, join us and let’s get this virtual party started!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PixelatedPandemonium: Where Creepers Roam and Players Get Lost in ‘>>673387006’

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is kept to a minimum? Well, look no further because our server is a wild rollercoaster of emotions and chaos! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of the sexes, where every insult is taken to the extreme.

Imagine a world where accidentally insulting someone’s appearance leads to a full-blown war of words and actions. On our server, a simple comment about someone’s build could result in them unleashing a horde of angry mobs on your base. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and skeletons!

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and destruction. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread – ‘ITS UP!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! Our custom-made mini-games include “TNT Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding blocks while trying to score points. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco Party” where the undead dance the night away to dubstep music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading market. Want to buy a diamond sword? Better have some llama bucks handy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get on the bad side of the llama mafia.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BandCraft: Rockin’ & Rollin’ Minecraft Server #886

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for our birthday edition event, where we celebrate by building giant cakes and blowing them up with TNT!

Current Event: Poppin’western journey! Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride into the sunset with your band of cowgirl musicians. Don’t forget to bring your lasso for some epic showdowns with the Ender Dragon.

Current Gacha: To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha. Rock out with your block out as you collect the coolest rock star skins for your characters. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got leather jackets and electric guitars?

Next Event: Auftakt of the Flickering Flames. Get ready to battle fiery mobs and rescue the villagers from burning buildings. Only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious in this epic quest.

Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha. Flutter into the enchanted forest and collect the most beautiful butterfly wings for your characters. Who needs elytra when you’ve got magical wings that sparkle in the moonlight?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. And remember, in this world, anything is possible… even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	453
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7676
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnonCraft: Where the Rich Get Richer…or Do They?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… and also mandatory! Forget about keeping your possessions to yourself, we encourage you to share everything you have with your fellow players. Need some diamonds? Just ask your neighbor, they probably have a few hundred to spare.

And speaking of possessions, did you know that our server has a virtual bank where you can deposit and withdraw your in-game currency? One player even claimed to have 650 diamonds in their account, but then quickly corrected themselves to 630. Who knows what other crazy riches you’ll find on our server!

Join us now for a wild ride of sharing, banking, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs personal belongings anyway? Come see for yourself on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Shenanigans: The Mystery Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do some pretty sick backflips.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just be careful of the lava pit that guards it – it’s been known to eat players who aren’t quick enough.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can make her laugh. Show off your best jokes and she might just let you ride on her back as she soars through the skies.

4. Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest, where the trees sing and the animals dance. Just be careful not to get caught in a game of musical chairs with the squirrels – they play for keeps.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5969	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pajeet’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creeper’s Fear to Tread!

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Are you tired of getting your pajeet consumed by trains on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the trains are afraid of YOU! That’s right, we have apex predator players who have trained the trains to stay away from you. And don’t worry about any pesky indonesian players ruining your fun, because we have a strict no-suicide policy in place. Join us today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	772963	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RuffCraft: Where Dogs Rule the Minecraft World!

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Welcome to Dogtown, the most paw-some Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail-wagging tale.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of dogs who decided to build their own Minecraft server. And thus, Dogtown was born! But these weren’t just any ordinary dogs – oh no, these dogs had magical powers that allowed them to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Imagine a castle made entirely out of bones, a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a forest filled with squirrels, or a giant fire hydrant that shoots out diamonds instead of water. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on Dogtown!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Bark at the Moon” where all the dogs howl at the sky and summon a pack of werewolves to roam the server. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive pet shop where you can buy a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps you mine for diamonds.

So come join us at Dogtown, where every day is a doggone good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for the absurd.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of being invaded by CC/transvestites on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we have the most epic battles against these pesky invaders. Join us and use tripcodes to protect your identity from the evil forces trying to take over our board. Together, we will achieve Heil victory and keep our server safe from any threats. So come join us and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	161	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2