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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3324
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	3104
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	2735	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ores Mined:	1318	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!