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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4296	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	55	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2871
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5105
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Animals Bred:	80
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Animals Bred:	82
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ores Mined:	4174
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1138	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3441	Farms Harvested:	915
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	640	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	5100	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!