What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5952	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9854	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	New Chunks Explored:	738885
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Potions Brewed:	190	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!