What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	93
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4754	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Potions Brewed:	97
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2864
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1162
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	215	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Star Shards Collected:	287	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!