Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Real Life NPC Server

    Real Life NPC Server
    yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

    well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

    plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

    so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

    Angry Dems Crafty Tweets
    lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 90
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MysticHorizons MC

    MysticHorizons MC

    At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

    Para-Lol SMP: Where Java 1.21+ turns into Java 1000+! Player-driven lore, custom items, and an active community await!

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    Parallel Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!

    IP Address play.parallelmc.org
    Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org
    Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org
    Server Photos https://www.minecraftforum.net/…

    Server Features:

    • NEW Tricky Trials Update
    • Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay
    • Custom Features
    • Active, Dynamic Community
    • Participate in Lore
    • Active Economy
    • Quality of Life Improvements
    • NO LAG

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing/looting
    • No hacking
    • Respectful behavior towards other players
    • For full rules, visit website

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What makes Parallel different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Times Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7339 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

    What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

    Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 1508
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CatWatch Minecraft Server

    CatWatch Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

    Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

    So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 191 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CandleGateCraft

    CandleGateCraft
    Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

    Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

    Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

    PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PixelLoveCraft

    PixelLoveCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

    So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Animals Bred: 119
    Emeralds Found: 9404 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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