What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	239
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ores Mined:	2529	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	942
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	116	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Emeralds Found:	8755	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ores Mined:	8205
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	334	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.