What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8724	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4090	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4069	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	9355
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3290	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7978
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4485	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6749

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	6928	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	144	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.