What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6351	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	124
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	143	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	21
New Chunks Explored:	327496	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9709
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4141

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	668
Players Killed by Monsters:	7066	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.