What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	424
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	190219
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1519	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3068	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7429	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	976157
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8797
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Animals Bred:	177

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Towns Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	3555	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	91

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.