What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2210	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Potions Brewed:	139	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7272
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Farms Harvested:	844
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	100
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2525	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.