What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	7670	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9128	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ores Mined:	2042
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1566

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4520	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Zombie Dances:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	8280	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mines Excavated:	1623
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	3355
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!