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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3351
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3761	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	6573	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Emeralds Found:	915	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.