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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5772	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	388	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9940	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Towns Built:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	2731
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5048
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4845	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	894205	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	6168	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6778	Meteorites Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.