come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Farms Harvested: 874 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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