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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9942 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.
So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!
