Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Votes:	2922	Potions Brewed:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	2968
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Votes:	8189

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Farms Harvested:	444	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	690	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magic Items Found:	3295	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	New Chunks Explored:	33492
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Votes:	9500
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	122	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4749
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	64
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	9173
Potions Brewed:	74	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	4605
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runes Activated:	5

play.mcarcadia.com