Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

customer service, donation, fertility, fertility clinic, funny, humor, JOKE, Mikes, one liner, packaging, packin, phone answer, reproductive health, reproductive services, smp, sperm bank, sperm collection, sperm donation, sperm preservation, sperm shipping, sperm storage, tagline, Whackin, Witty

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Votes:	8394	Crops Grown:	9359
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Towns Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	691510
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3200	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6907
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Items Found:	6095
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	262
Farms Harvested:	715	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1568	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7939
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9527
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3839
Dragon Eggs Found:	2340	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Astral Projections Made:	3

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net